
God damn I missed Californication! Hank Moody (David Duchovny) is back for more sex, drugs and rock n’ roll in Season 4.
You know what I really like about this show? It’s predictable. In the season premiere this past week a woman walks up to Hank in the lobby of an office building, introduces herself and proclaims, “I’m not going to sleep with you.” BOOM! Now we all know that’s going to bang the living daylights out of here. Five minutes later she’s naked and another five minutes later he’s banging her. God bless the USA.
The chick he banged and will most likely be banging throughout the season is relatively unknown Addison Timlin. Great boobs! Rob Lowe is supposed to pop up this season as well to play Hank in a movie adaptation of one of his books. Will Moody and Lowe’s character ultimately fight over Timlin’s vagina? Yes. Predictable yet great. The dialogue is super punchy and I’m a huge fan of boobs.
David Duchovny is a sex addict right? I wonder how many of these broads he really nails off camera.
A final thought – as “great” as Kathleen Turner was last season, no wants to see her old, wrinkly ass taking up precious camera time instead of boobs.
One last thought – boobs.
















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